dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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