I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
