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you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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