I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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