He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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