Already got asked if we're dating
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
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