Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
Randomize
