When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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