Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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