I showed him my bush... on skype.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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