I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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