It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
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