no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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