So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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