if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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