My nipple is on Facebook.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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