so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
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