super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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