he was CRYING into my vagina
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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