How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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