one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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