There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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