He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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