At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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