wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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