did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
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