Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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