Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
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its like you know when i get waxed
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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