Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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