Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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