I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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