I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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