just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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