I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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