I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
