I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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