these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
