Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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