She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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