She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
His nipple licking is glorious
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