we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
