: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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