More tranny stories later!
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
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