Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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