babies were throwing up all over the place
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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