Yo dont text me then not text me
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
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what are you doing with your life
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
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