I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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