i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Randomize