No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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