some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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