I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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