My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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