The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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