Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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