Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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