But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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