Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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